God speaks to us on Facebook – do we listen?

God speaks to humans every day – according to humans. He seems to be keeping a pretty low profile, appearing in dreams, lonely moments and such. Have you ever wondered why he wouldn’t just write a message onto the surface of the moon or into the clouds or simply seize all radio and tv stations to speak to all of us directly and simultaneously – just like aliens would?

Some of the younger readers right now may go like: Radio? TV? What is that? Well, even though God is all knowing and all powerful, he could not have contacted us via television 2000+ years ago, now could he? According to Christians and Jews he simply set bushes on fire and sent angels. Before that: How did he speak to the other Homos, the heidelbergensis, the erectus, the habilis? Oh wait …

Today, of course, we have questionable blood weeping statues and paintings. I’m sure, God can do better.

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God cannot see anal sex

Virginity is sacred. Mary conceived Jesus while staying a virgin. Whether she had anal sex with the Holy Ghost remains unclear to this day. Muslim men are rewarded with no less than 72 virgins with large breasts in paradise. Jesus himself must have been a virgin until his death since he never married. Of course virginity is also a big deal with teenagers.

Society is cruel: boys try to get laid rather quickly whereas girls are being slutshamed. But since we’re all human and the overwhelming majority of us has sexual urges, it is hard (pun intended) to resist what is going to happen sooner or later anyway. Religions were always good at trying to fight against human nature. The question is: who will win the fight in the end?

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